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ISA PANG KORNY JOKE.............


MERONG MAGKAIBIGAN, ANG ISANG BATA AY WALANG PERA.....


KAYA NAGTANONG SIYA SA KAIBIGAN NIYA KUNG PAPANO SIYA MAGKAKAROON NG PERA.


AT ANG SABI NAMAN NG KANYANG KAIBIGAN........


"KAUSAPIN MO ANG NANAY AT TATAY MO AT SABIHIN MO NA ALAM MO ANG TOTOO."


KAYA GINAWA ITO NG BATA, ANG SABI NG BATA "NANAY, ALAM KO NA ANG TOTOO.."


ANG SABI NAMAN NG NANAY... "ANAK!! WAG MONG SABIHIN SA TATAY MO, PLEASE... ITO O 500 PESOS."


NAGPUNTA ANG BATA SA KANYANG TATAY. ANG SABI NIYA..... "TAY, ALAM KO NA ANG KATOTOHANAN........."


ANG SABI NG TATAY... "ANAK WAG MONG SABIHIN SA NANAY MO LAGOT AKO PAG NALAMAN NIYA YUN...... O ITO O 1000 PESOS..."


ILANG BESES NA NIYA GINAWA SA MAGULANG NIYA ITO NAPAGISIPAN NIYA NA BAKA MAKAHALATA SILA."


KAYA SINUBUKAN NIYA ITO SA KANILANG DRIVER.......


ANG SABI NIYA........ "ALAM KO NA ANG TOTOO...."


ANG SABI NAMAN NG DRIVER......


"HA? ALAM MO NA?! SALAMAT SA DIYOS!!!!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!!!!!"


HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR......................


MABUHAY ANG "BUSTED VHOYZ!"


LIPAD ULTRAMAN LIPAD!!!!!!!!!



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cge na yan magaling kana















hirap ng buhay mas pinahihirapan mo pa

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gwapitz


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ay lao????


ay ay ay ay ay.....


kasali ka pala?!!!


assssooorrrry.............


weeeeeeeeeeeee



pls approach **** kung gusto nyong sumali sa busted vhoys....




-- Edited by gwapitz at 21:26, 2006-08-17

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pwede pala yan









paano makasali














??????


heheh

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simpleness.....ganito....


step1..aminin mo lao kay ****.....


step2..tapos pag sabihan ka niya......ng alam na....


step3..POOF!!!!


WELCOME TO vhustd Vhoyz..!!!


weeeeeeeeeeeee





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wahahaha


VuStEd VhoYZ


wahahaha


ok lng yan!!! madami naman ibang babae dyan


ok lng ba kayo dyan pakornyhan ba??


tawagan nyo c tian2x panalo un



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guys may bagong grupo akong na discover!!!!!ewan ko kung bago pa to....


BROKEBACKS.....founded by:*********


ehhh ehhhh


ok lng yan maya....marami pa namang lalake at chikas dyan....


ako ok lng....sadinamidaming humahabol sakin.....


ehhh ehhhh


weeeeeeeeeeeee




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kristian21


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cge na gawa pa ako ng mga asssignment







gud nyt sa lahat

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uy, mga vusted vhoyz, tigilan niyo na yan.. malay niyo meron dito sa forum na may gusto sa inyo, tapos malaman nila na busted kayo.. turn off dba? hehehe!

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wag mo sabihin jeff may gusto ka sa isang lalake dito kaya sinasabi mo yan... tsk tsk tsk

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hindi naman ganun jeff....


kung meron man....


hmmmm....sa akin siguro narami....ehhhh ehhhh



uyyyy jeff.....brokeback....




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kristian21


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hi po gud pm

hehehehe


have a nice day

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hey...



kung tapos nakayo magkornihan...




pwedeba akong makasali sa vusted vhoyz???











i fit the qualification naman...






hehe





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harhar.. bien korny man gad kamo

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miCh_08


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hehehe..


whaha


funny xa..


 infairness..


wahaha



-- Edited by miCh_08 at 17:54, 2006-09-09

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kaya ako sumali????



hehe

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wuluwulu wulu wulullujah

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sali na lang ako.....

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kasali \ka man???


heheh



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hehe funny nga..

hehehe

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hello poh sa lahat!!!

hehehe

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eLo..


 


mzta??


 


eLo reej..


 


hehe



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grabe...sali ba ako...

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tama ka ang korny nga!!!!!

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CORNY!!! hehe..

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mais!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehe!!

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Smart Bomb!

nag-launch ang USA ng isang smart bomb papuntang Iraq..

seconds later, ilang daang kilometro n lng pra tamaan ang Iraq, huminto ang smart bomb..

President: "bakit mo hindi tinamaan ang Iraq???"

Smart Bomb: "kpag tinamaan ko un, mamamatay ako.. ano ako, BOBO?"

har har har har har har..

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smart nga naman!!!
hehehe!!

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eLO..

whahaha


mzta??

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hi sa in yo gud pm

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inspired ka man tlga magjowk pare...
hehehehe....
more power!!!
ahihihi

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hehehehe!!!

ganda ng story!!!


yahooooooooooo54

penge pera!!!! alam na!!!

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pa SAWSAW naman o!


AH AH


ito jok....


 


airball AH AH AH  l'art du lancer franc BATIRUL


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE




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pano mo malalaman kung FAKE ang doktor niyo?

simple lng yan..

kng maintndhan mo ang sulat niya, eh, FAKE un..

kng hnd mo nman maintndhan, eh, un ang TOTOO..

har har har har har

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may bagong "The Flash" movie na pinapalabas ngaun..

kaso lng, hnd gaano ka-successful ang movie..

bakit?

eh, sa sobrang bilis ni Flash, hindi lng man umabot ng 5 MINUTES ang movie..

har har har har har

-- Edited by Ken at 23:02, 2006-10-18

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hehehehehe!!!!


yahoooooooooo54


idol ken!!!

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hello everyone...

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ah!ah!ah!

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kosa kel kosa kel/????


ah ah ah ah ah!!1

yahoooooooo54
tawa pa!!!

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este chne yo joke..
kosa kel kosa kel??
nuay!!
ah ah ah ah !!

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hehehehehe!!!


ah ah ah ah hah jowwkkkkkkkksssssssssssss!!!!




yahooooooooo54yawn:

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kukurukuku...
bakit kaya mabaho si SS?


siguro kasi...


ang shower niya ay konektado sa septic tank...


hehehehehehe...


ouh! ouh! ouhhhhhhh!



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hehehe.....

joker man 2 nik ara....

hehehehe......



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hehehe
with the power of my jokes...
I can kill a person withjust one word

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hehehe..

ang puso mo.....
hehehe......



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ang puso ko?
whats wrong with my heart?

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baka atakihin ka sa galit mo kay ah ah.....


hehehe.....

jowk lng nik!!




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bakit ako magagalit...
tumatawa nga ako sa kanya eh

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