A fat hen
A fat hen, a couple of ducks
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs
A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females

A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump

A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas

A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy

A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy, nine nude Nubian nymphs nimbly nibbling on gnats knuckles and nicotine

A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy, nine nude Nubian nymphs nimbly nibbling on gnats knuckles and nicotine, ten, a skunk sat on a stump, the skunk thunk the stump stunk and the stump thunk the skunk stunk so the stinking skunk got off the stinking stump

A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs, five fat frivolous females, six simple simons sitting on a stump, seven Simbad the sailors sailing sailing the seven seas, eight egotistical ecologists evaluating the earths expectancy, nine nude Nubian nymphs nimbly nibbling on gnats knuckles and nicotine, ten, a skunk sat on a stump, the skunk thunk the stump stunk and the stump thunk the skunk stunk so the stinking skunk got off the stinking stump eleven if you stick a stock of liquor in your locker it is slick to put a lock upon your stock, or some joker who is quicker is gonna trick you of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!

the longest twister!!1

Betty Batter

Betty Batter had some butter,
'But,' she said, 'this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.'

Another Version

Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.

Fresh Fish

Do you like fresh fish?
It's just fine at Finney's Diner.
Finney also has some fresher fish
that's fresher and much finer.
But his best fish is his freshest fish
and Finney says with pride,
"The finest fish at Finney's is
my freshest fish, French-fried!"

SO...
don't order the fresh or the fresher fish.
At Finney's, if you're wise, you'll say,
"Fetch me the finest, French-fried freshest
fish that Finney fries!"

he heeee!!!

nice one Ken

LOL

how come na hindi ko alam ang show na yan...

hehehhe

oh ganoon ba ??

aba malay ko ba ..

heheh,,

ay naku jeff,,,

geheheh

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rico wrote:
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she sells seashells by the sea shore...

 

 

 

peter piper pickeda peck of pickled pepper..

 

hehe...un lang alam ko...
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Ric...
uhm.......
alam mo ang woody wood chuck

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